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Krusty Entertainment
Krusty Entertainment

Forty years of making children laugh (and occasionally causing lawsuits).

From seltzer bottles to heart bypass surgery, Krusty the Clown and his team deliver the finest in family entertainment that lawyers will approve. We've survived product recalls, tax evasion charges, and that incident with the monkey.

"I heartily endorse this event or product!" - Krusty (for a fee)

🤡 Our Services

  • 🎭 Live Comedy Shows - Sideshow Mel not included (extra fee)
  • 🎈 Birthday Parties - Mr. Teeny available for appearances
  • 📺 TV Tapings - Be part of the Krusty the Clown Show!
  • 🍔 Krusty Burger Catering - Partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages

⚠️ Warning: Not responsible for any product endorsements, merchandise defects, camp experiences gone wrong, or Sideshow Bob-related incidents.

The Aztec Theater
The Aztec Theater

Art deco elegance meets questionable carpet stains since 1927.

From golden age Hollywood premieres to modern blockbusters about radioactive monsters, we've been entertaining Springfield for generations. Our velvet curtains have witnessed first dates, last dates, and Homer falling asleep in every genre.

"You call this a bicep? This is a bicep!" - McBain (shown exclusively here)

🎥 Now Showing

  • 🦸 McBain Films - ICE TO MEET YOU
  • 🦹 Radioactive Man - Up and atom!
  • 🎭 Troy McClure Classics - "The President's Neck is Missing!"
  • 👻 Treehouse of Horror - Marathon screenings every October

🍿 The popcorn is fresh. The carpet is... experienced. The seats have memories they'll never tell.

"Ooh! A Gary Larson calendar!"

Art deco elegance meets questionable carpet stains since 1927.

From golden age Hollywood premieres to modern blockbusters about radioactive monsters, we've been entertaining Springfield for generations. Our velvet curtains have witnessed first dates, last dates, and Homer falling asleep in every genre.

"You call this a bicep? This is a bicep!" - McBain (shown exclusively here)

🎥 Now Showing

  • 🦸 McBain Films - ICE TO MEET YOU
  • 🦹 Radioactive Man - Up and atom!
  • 🎭 Troy McClure Classics - "The President's Neck is Missing!"
  • 👻 Treehouse of Horror - Marathon screenings every October

🍿 The popcorn is fresh. The carpet is... experienced. The seats have memories they'll never tell.

"Ooh! A Gary Larson calendar!"

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🎭 Gabbo Night

Nov 23
EST Weekly · Monday
More dates Mon, Nov 30 Mon, Dec 7 Mon, Dec 14
From $20

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GABBO! GABBO! GABBO! 🎭

He's here! Springfield's favorite ventriloquist dummy returns!

"All the kids in Springfield are S.O.B.s!" - Gabbo (on a hot mic)

Tonight's Show

  • Gabbo and Arthur Crandall perform their greatest hits
  • "Look, Smithers! Garbo is coming!" - Mr. Burns, confused as always
  • Special Appearance - That 2nd-rate ventriloquist, Krusty
  • Musical Numbers - "Gabbo! Gabbo! GABBO!"

Famous Gabbo Quotes

  • "I'm a bad wittle boy!"
  • "GABBO! GABBO! GABBOOOO!"
  • "All the kids in Springfield are S.O.B.s!" (the incident)

⚠️ Warning: May contain phrases that sound like profanity. Ventriloquist will deny everything.

"Gabbo is great! Gabbo has all the answers!"

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